Mike Huckabee: I would love to know more, but what I know is troubling enough. And one thing that I do know is his having grown up in Kenya, his view of the Brits, for example's very different than the average American. Yeah...because, like Rummy said -- there are known-knowns...but there are also UNknown-knowns (or was that known-UNknowns??) and this Kenya-birther thing is a known-known that I, Michael Dale Huckabee, KNOW. I heard he likes to drink a certain brand of magical British tea that only people in Kenya drink because they're magical and exotic colored people, and the Brits actually hypnotized them to start drinking it as a way to forget about how pissed-off the Mau Mau were, and now they drink it as a conspiracy against the USA and they never, EVER drink anything except that magical British tea -- and you know how uptight the Brits are about their tea! There's something very UNAmerican about people who aren't known for their love of coffee or baseball. Very UNAmerican, indeed. Anyways, I'm done talking -- god bless Amerikkka, and stop hassling me!! You're all bothering me because you're in godless, socialist UNIONS!!!! Walker rules!
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| Note: Woman partaking of said Magical British Tea (notice far-away exotic Kenyan expression -- it's all in the eyes, people) |
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